I remember when MILFs went mainstream with Stifler’s mom and it became a thing…I don’t know if MILFs were really marketed as MILFs before American Pie in 1999, but I used to see people buy old lady porn mags and not for jokes around that time, you know when I was buying old lady porn mags…just me and some stranger awkwardly fighting over the one issue of “60 plus”…that’s maybe a little too old, but they had “40 plus” also..it was the magazine era when you could have a different magazine for every niche…a better time….
This past weekend I was thinking what’s next for DrunkenStepfather and I came to the conclusion that I should turn DrunkenStepfather into a print magazine, because print is dead and so is the blog forma apparently, and print is just a more substantial medium where people who buy it, are reading it, rather than flimsy blog format no one bothers with….you know….not that this has to do with MILFs…
Jennifer Coolidge (Stifler’s mom) was 38 when American Pie came out, but unlike the 38 year olds of today, she looked like a fucking mom with monster tits…and despite being more into Shannon Elizabeth, I could see how some motherless dude, or dude with mom issues, would be drawn to a MILF, you know her sexual experience proven by the kid that she brought to term and kept alive all these years…you know the kind of woman who can do your laundry, make you dinner, and fuck you like she’s never been fucked before…because of all that pent up sexual energy from being a mom who doesn’t fuck all those years…coupled with her hormones skewing toward menopause…with more testosterone that makes them perfect matches for horny 20 year olds…
Anyway, 38 doesn’t seem so old anymore, and most of these MILFs are probably still in their 20s, and not giving up on being sexual beings like moms of the past did….
So these MILFS aren’t traditional MILFs, but they are self proclaimed MILFs looking to be jacked off to.
Don’t let them down…MOM’s ORDERS!