Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I like to keep my finger nails as long as possible to break through the placental wall…whether it’s to free babies when I finger their moms like a hero pulling a car off someone who was run over….or in the event this is “world” and “existence” is actually just us in the womb during a gestation period of some bigger life yet to come….

It’s Monday, which we can all pretend is a new birth….or at least that we can look back on our weekend and determine how successful it was based on how many mom’s from dating apps we fingered…while I’m over here waiting for this apocalypse to actually trigger, it’s taking too long…

Paige VanZant’s Booty!

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Former Dolphins Cheerleader Gigi Pena Crushed the Runway at Miami Swim Week

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Megan Thee Stallion’s Beauty Tutorial!

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Greg Hardy Got Knocked the Fuck Out

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Kim K in a Green Bikini!

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Dude Digs a Secret Tunnel in his Backyard

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3D Printing a Baby Groot

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Stop Lubing Up with Palm Oil – WATCH THE CURSE OF PALM OIL!

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Cam Sluts GET THE CAM SLUTS…

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Morning Hangover Dump of the Day July 12th, 2021