Alexis Ren was pretty lucky to go viral when she went viral, because no one was really doing the hot arm candy chick in these rich kid produced adventure videos, it was a new enough thing that went totally viral and was featured even locally in the French media, like why would they care about a couple of YOUTUBE scammers….
As it turns out, they cared because middled aged women who hate their fat husbands, their fat lives, their fat everything….their boring existence of raising kids…or not being able to have kids….going to and from a shitty job because it was before everyone was a lazy fuck working from home on their video camera like they were their own Barbara Walters…..and seeing hot young people having fun was inspiring….I get it….
What ended up happening, is they created a fucking trend of people who were like “we can do it too” and now all we have is bikini sluts in amazing places getting paid by either brands, fans, or sugar daddies…and it’s all really repetitive….
It is a nice reminder that we don’t need Sports Illustrated to get good bikini shots to jerk off to, and anyone can be a model if they know digital marketing enough to buy fake followers…
So this one is the OG, the ORIGINAL, which is probably why her face is cropped out of the pics because that’s what happens when you’re more of a body, even though the tits are bolted on and not actually naturally hers…but everything is fake, so whatever….she’s old news, which could be why there’s sun damage on her chest, like one of those weathered Florida retirees who has spent the last 30 years at the condo pool tanning….
Not to mention, I’m staring at the pussy region….
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