Sometimes all you need is Sofia Vergara showing you the tools needed to get really famous…even after being a single mother Miami based sugar baby pushing 40, the tits were powerful enough to make dreams come true…so if you’ve been gifted tits…be sure to use them for good which is inherently evil…since the whole entertainment industry is run by freaky satanists pushing agendas…but when you’re just the tits in the mix, none of that matters, cuz they pay you nicely and you can have all the pretty things you probably could have had before you were famous thanks to rich guys, or Colombian Cartel money that funded you, thanks to the tits….tits = options….or at least more options than a college education…which isn’t saying much, but it’s saying something…I just haven’t figured out what.
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