Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Has Jeff Bezos faked his own death yet, or does that happen later today? Because I would love to have a conversation about why they don’t insure PORCH PIRATED deliveries, because every time I’ve given into the convenience of Evil Amazon, I’ve had my packages stolen with no recourse, making me think the porch pirates are amazon staffers who send the merchandise back to the warehouse to wait to be re-sold again and porch pirated off the next Bezos funding sucker….

You have to question a society that is going through a global pandemic, where people haven’t been able to see their loved ones in other countries, in some cases in other parts of town, over some bullshit regulations…

Yet, some evil Billionaire can flex his funds by showing the world his super yacht, or his “ARK” as he preps for the apocalypse….or his SPACE SHIP that goes into orbit….at a cost of hundreds of millions of dollars…pocket change thanks to being 35% richer thanks to this pandemic…ALL for having an online store that sells all you need and delivers it quickly…

Nice to see all these people killing themselves from the lockdown measures, the opiate crisis, the people going broke….while Bezos flies to space giving humanity a FUCK you from above….because you know he is….

Not to mention, it’s nice to see all the non-essential businesses and stores that had to shut down because of the pandemic, we’re talking family businesses of 60 years or more, while Amazon stole all their fucking business….thanks Big Brother Government for fucking the everyday man with Bezos’ lizard dick…

I’ve heard all this billionaire space travel is to improve commercial travel, fly NYC to CHINA in 2 hours via SPACE…if you’re not one of the people put into the SLAVE class of the future I guess…but other people told me they’re trying to get to MARS to vaccinate the life on MARS since their objective is to vaccinate EVERYONE….

It’s a fucking scam, and we’re the fucking suckers…see you in the work camps comrade.

Here are some morning links…

Norway’s Handball Team Fined for Wearing Shorts Instead of Bikini Bottoms

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Sydney Sweeney Gets Ready for White Lotus Premiere

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WWE removes three title reigns from Charlotte Flair’s official championship record

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Amateur Model Posing in Rome

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Road Rage Idiot

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Clerks 3 is Headed into Production!

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4 of the Most Erotic Fan Fiction Scenes!

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Dude Pranks People with his “Invisible Friend”

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The Most Importaant Game of Our Time – Power Wash Simulator

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Drunk Driver Hits Squad Car

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The Future of Sex

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Morning Hangover Dump of the Day July 20th, 2021