Panties, like a roasting pan, doing a good enough job catching all the turkey drippings, for a motherucker like me to boil the fucking things and make my festive fucking gravy….it’s thanksgiving motherfucker…
Thongs, only get half the job done, because their design only catches the pussy drippings, totally neglecting to get the asshole drippings, which last I checked are probably the more dangerous drippings you’d want caught, thanks to it being your HUMAN waste, where a pussy, even a vile pussy, is just pussy….yeast infection or not…it’s not digested fucking food…it’s more superficial…
The enterprising sluts of the internet who have been asked for asshole pics, but like to pretend that they aren’t that kind of girl, have realized the loophole in the thong, which allows for an asshole flash while in thong, so that they don’t have to feel like that kind of girl, while being that kind of girl, and we get a whole lot of asshole to look at…it’s the gateway to the soul…the genderless orifice that will unite society….