Avril Lavigne Bikini Tits of the Day

Avril Lavigne is fucking Bella Thorne’s ex husband, weirdo Modsun, who I just assumed was hired by the handlers to supervise and feed pills to their talent, you know to keep them in check, but maybe he’s more into making people relevant again, because 40 year old Avril Lavigne’s been pretty under the radar for the last 10 years…and all of a sudden, she’s working on getting internet attention with her bikini top on….and I guess it’s working because she’s got way bigger and rounder tits than I expected, but I guess the older a bitch gets the bigger the tits get, hence the reason I worked in an Old Folks home motherfuckers, GRANNY TITS.

The funny thing is that Avril Lavigne, despite the skateboards and the dude in the hipster tattoos, she’s a 40 year old pretending to be young, which has been the basis of her career, you know playing the pop punk skater girl who made music that was not pop punk in any way….but the entire time she looked like a 15 year old mall dweller who cut herself…instead of going more “mature”….she rode it out…

So this is really a “hello fellow teens” moment, maybe a midlife crisis or some shit, who knows, but the tits are out….because She is a Skater Boy, See You Later Boy…

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Avril Lavigne Bikini Tits of the Day August 16th, 2021