You can save my soul….
In ridiculous youtube vortex stories, a few weeks ago I got into watching old late night TV shows to compare and contrast what’s going on today…
I don’t watch the nightly talk shows, but I know I’ve been a critic of Jimmy Fallon since the day he started because he was doing the show for viral clips, and those viral clips was schoolyard games that you’d have in elementary school activity day, which is about the level of intelligence the average viewer and really the average american has…it’s the reason the politicians talk to us like we are children…
So Fallon always sucked, then I’ve seen Colbert weirdness over the years where he’s siding with the people who cut him the multi-million dollar a week check he gets….then there’s Kimmel who I saw make fun of Mike Lindell to his face to make him look like a fool to his audience, despite Mike Lindell being the Vince from Slabchop we all need, he went so far as to have a Mike Lindell impersonator stand behind the real Mike Lindell to do a retard parody of Lindell…and I thought to myself “these people must be smarter and more talented than this, what fucking sell outs”….
2 minutes ago I googled “Tight pants” to see what the top tight pants story was…since I write Tight Pants Tuesday weekly for the last 47 weeks….and this is what I found….shocking….manipulation…brainwashing…
So I wanted old Late Night to see if America was always treated like idiots, I would watch Charlie Rose and Conan and Letterman…and Craig Kilbourn before there was internet….
Anyway, one of the old clips, which you can google or youtbe was Jewell pushing her dance album to Craig Kilbourn with her tits out…and I thought…Damn…Jewell is a good fucking pop bitch who sold her soul to the industry with her tits…the way people used to launch careers…through fucking…and she was pretty fucking hot….
From Alaskan singer songwriter, living in her car for an afternoon in LA before finding some rich dude to fuck into fame….
Well, she’s still around…and she’s still got tits, and I regret not jerking off to her more back in the day, because her archive is worth jerking off to..
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