Jade Chynoweth Hard Nipples of the Day

Instagram is a good thing for insignificant actors and dancers like Jade Chynoweth….I guess TikTok is probably good for them too…since she’s a dancer and that app, which for the most part is for mindless idiots dancing, but I’ve been sent so many great on the ground videos of the things that people would blow off as conspiracy in this world domination that we’re experiencing…so maybe TikTok, especially now that it is officially and publicly owned by the Chinese Communist Party, meaning ALL these people have officially given China access to their phones, cameras and mics….SCARY…BUT WORTH IT TO GET SHOWN all the smut on TikTok….because is actually kinda good.

Anyway, fuck TikTok, this is about fucking Jade Chynoweth…who was in one or two movies, made her career as a back up dancer, may have made out with Halsey on America’s Got Talent while Simon Cowell jerked off into his BOTOX mouth….unless it was American Idol, here Adam Levine was doing the jerking off..oh no, he’s on the voice….who is on American Idol…Kelly Clarkson? She’d be too busy eating the craft services in the dressing room…her RIDER reads “FOOD….ALL FOOD…JUST BRING FOOD”….at least based on the sotry her rich ass tells us…

So yeah, Jade Chynoweth, a nobody, can exist, because she posts bikini pics on some Turkish boat, where her fans are probably based….I know Turkish instagrammers love the bitches….maybe she’s heading to Afghanistan to save some refugees….who cares…fit dancers can fuck…have good fit bodies…and white bikinis are see through when wet…so lots of fetishes going on here.





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Jade Chynoweth Hard Nipples of the Day August 18th, 2021