Missing Van Lifer of the Day

Here’s a fucking crazy story…

The Van Life is one of the hottest trends that’s happened in the last 4-5 years but really hot in the last 2 years since the pandemic happened, where people outfit vans into mini condos and drive around the country for their youtube and social media. A lot of them get paid doing it because it’s a fun and adventurous life..

Well this girl, Gabby Petito decided to do the whole nomad thing, but 2 months into the van life dream, she disappeared.

The boyfriend, a guy named Brian Laundrie returned home with the van, hired a lawyer, isn’t cooperating with the police….

Now the question is – is Gabby Petito staging a viral stunt to get those followers, you know being a van life influencer is a competitive market now that so many people are doing it….

Or did her boyfriend murder her, or abandon her in some off grid location, because living in a van with a girl sounds like a fucking nightmare to anyone who has met a girl, especially a “content creator” who is trying to monetize with that Youtube Money…

But seeing a cute influencer disappear is a tragedy, why couldn’t this have been a Kardashian…right…

I’m a true crime reporter now…and the moral of the story is NEVER TRUST AN INSTAGRAM BOYFRIEND…real men don’t need social media….

I guess the life lesson is don’t go on adventures, don’t be an influencer, don’t be a content creator, don’t travel, stay inside and live vicariously through social media…virtual reality…you know in order to truly LIVE…

If you have any information, or have seen her or someone like her, I have no idea who you should report it to….but you’ll figure it out.

Missing Van Lifer of the Day September 14th, 2021