I may be sitting on a sinking ship, which is a bit of an overshot, I mean this is hardly a ship, maybe an imaginary one I play with in the bathtub when I can’t get my impotent dick hard…so I pretend we’re lost at sea with my balls….let’s say we’re more a dinghy found in the dumpster that we’ve managed to duct tape together….but yeah…the captain should always go down with the ship, which in this case is more a piece of styrofoam that fell into the sewage treatment plant from an amazon package….that I slipped and fell asleep on….
BUT EITHER WAY…this is the ARK that I’ve BUILT….and I’ll die with it….
So in the meantime….here’s the stepLINKS of the day….
In conclusion, I have never garnered enough of the confidence of a girl to admit to me that she’s got a fecal fetish….so either no girls I have ever met have had or currently have a fecal fetish…or they do, but don’t privy me to that sort of information which would be unfortunate…since I thought we were friends…
Today’s pick-up line of the day is to ask any girls in your life if they get off to feces, and if so, is it the shitting on or being shitted on they like best….maybe they’re like those feminists who are so into their periods that they rub them all over themselves…there’s even been girls who have done that with their miscarriages….but I figure feces is fire more vile…..
Maybe start by asking the German girls in your life, I think their people invented that shit, and you don’t have to come across as a racist like if you were to ask the Japanese people in your life, since German fecal-philiacs could be of ANY race, color, ethnicity….even Japanese…so it’s a safe starting point…
Bella Hadid Has an Oral Fixation
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Boxers Mikaela Mayer and Ginny Fuchs Had a Sunday Funday in Thogns
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Olivia Culpo is On the Beach!
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This Best Slut on the Train
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Weird Panty on the Train Removal Video
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Dude and is Guns
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Lottie Moss – Hot and Sheer
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Emmy Red Carpet Looks
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Hailey Bieber is Hot in a Bikini on Vacation
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WWE Superstar Carmella Showed Off Her Confidence at Smackdown
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Joy Corrigan’s Got a New Bikini
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Vanessa Hudgens is Ready for Halloween
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Britt McHenry is Back on the Sidelines Looking Good
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Khloe Kardashian in Mesh
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Alex Daddario’s Bikini Top!
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Paris Hilton at Fashion Week
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Lindsey Pelas in a Racy Outift
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These Influencers are Daring as Fuck
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Ariana Grande is Cowgirl Barbie
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Texas Mother, Who Has Not Had Anal Sex, Tells School Board She Doesn’t Want Her Children Learning About It
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Topless Model and her Houseplants
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Kendall Jenner Thong Bikini
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Kendall Jenner in a Tight Mini Dress
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Mel C (Sporty Spice) Has a New Dance Track
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10 Signs You’re an Introvert
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IG Model Madisynn Whisler Supporting Her Rams in Nothing But an Aaron Donald Jersey and Knee High Boots
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7 Harsh Harry Potter Realities
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A Collection of Fascinating Photos
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Norm Macdonald’s Dennis Miller Appearance in 1998
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Russian Prankster Drops Gun in Front of Police
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Always Wear a Helmet
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Fans in the West Virginia Student Section Got into a Wild Brawl
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Amy Schumer Gets Uterus Removed
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Waitress Avoids a Spill
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Embarrassing Calls in Public Prank
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Delivery Driver Gets Boxed In
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Kate Upton Bounces Around During Pool Workout
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Jean Smart Gets a Stnading Ovation
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Parking a Race Car at an Expired Meter
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Lyft Driver mad when Told to go Speed Limit
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USC’s Team Plane Tipped Backwards on the Tarmac
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Friday Actor Shot Dead
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Motorcyclist Escapes 125 KM/H Crash
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Two Music Loving Geese
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Her Kitchen is Too Small and She Catches on Fire….
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Alessandra Ambrosio is Hot on a Hike
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Nude Model Monica Gets Tropical
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Gear for Everyday Carry
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Olympic Hero
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This Dude Has Not Taken a Weapon’s Safety Course
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College Babe Does Handstands
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Joan Collins Gets 2 Pricks at Once…
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CAM SLUTS ARE THE BEST SLUTS FOR LONERS LIKE ME
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From the Forum
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Diane Kruger in a Swimsuit
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Hayden Panettiere in SHorts
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Everything You NEed to See EMMY
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Margaret Qualley in a Photoshoot
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Alex Scott in a Swimsuit
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Olivia Culpo’s Half Naked Photoshoot
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Elsa Hosk is Perfect for Lingerie Shoot
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Lauren Cohan in Bathing Suits
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Lucy Hale in Shorts
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Ashley Greene Shopping
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Kate Upton in Aspen
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Kaia Gerber – Skinny in Jeans
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Kaley Cuoco Cleavage!
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From stepSMUT!!
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Panties to the Side – Dildo In
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Caught Fucking Compilation
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Hot Towel Dropper
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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Girl in Lingerie has a Dildo
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This Dick Comes with a Cupholder
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Big Tits with Pasties in the Shower
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Hot Nude Model!
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Big Dildo Rider
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So Crazy Would You Hit It
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3 Naked Chicks Together
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SO MUCH BOOTY
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Tinder Hook-Up Sex Tape
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Slow Motion Squirt
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4 WTF was that Moments
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Squirt in Cup then Drink It
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Scumbag of the Week
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AMateur Sex Tape
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Two Fingers In
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40 People Having a Shitty Day
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Big Lesbians with a Strap On
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Squirting in Leggings
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Mental Mondays
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PANTIES!
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Amateur Dick in Ass
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More Wet Leggings
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Public Acts that Make You a Whore
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Pretty Wet
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ALL AMERICAN MILF
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Sluts on the BBQ
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Squirt and Spread
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Big Tits in the Woods
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Clear Dildo
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Shower Beers
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Hot Naked Chick By the Xmas Tree
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Gabbie Gets Fucked from All the Angles
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