Dip it Low was a pretty iconic moment to those of us who had cable in the early 2000s and still jacked off to music videos because porn wasn’t readily available…
I wasn’t a music video masturbator that I can remember, but I had the internet since 1995 and thought it was a brilliant device to troll with, so if it ever came to cable or internet, internet always won….but I know people who were music video masturbators, a little slower to the internet porn game, because we can’t all be first movers, early adopters who see the value is trolling nerds…
That’s not to say I didn’t jerk off to Mel B’s hard nipples in the original Spice Girl video, or Cher’s old ass in that video she was on a navy ship in, but I’d rather not admit those things…
It is to say that I did not jerk off to Christina Milian’s video, but I recognized it as culturally important at the time, taking a Disney kid, sexualizing her in a big way, and putting that message out to the girls so that they sexualize themselves to.
Now in her 40s, or near 40s, far richer than she was back then, Milian’s still up to her old tricks of stripping down and being as hot as a 40 year old mom of two can be…all while promoting Rihanna’s billion dollar lingerie brand to keep that relevance going another 20 years….and I’m ok with it…I mean it’s a bitch in her underwear…you’d have to be gay to be against this…what are you a fag?
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