Miss Rhode Island USA winner who probably prefers to be called Miss USA or even more substantial Miss Universe 2012..but who is probably better known as that shameless instagram slut who posts provocative pictures along with her “fashionable” pictures to trick people into thinking she’s some kind of lifestyle brand and not some modern avon lady who pushes her empty souled followers to buy shit they don’t need, and may not even afford….ALL while being TOTALLY uninteresting, uninspiring, in her curated bullshit designed to push product, so that the NFL players she fucks, and there have been a bunch of them, don’t realize she’s just a status chasing clout chasing wallet fucking twat who really believes her own bullshit hype…try hard fuck.
The good news is that at 29, she hasn’t got knocked up by one of her football wallets she fucks yet, but she will…and before she does…take in her relatively hot bikini body, which is almost meaningless since there’s endless hot bikini bodies on the internet…but is still something…MORE bikini pics for a mindless society.
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