Jordyn Jones has an inbred looking face, which makes sense because she’s from Kalamazoo Michigan where you may be from and where you may be inbred too….but I can’t seem to find any data on the inbred population of that part of Michigan to see what the probability of her being inbred actually is….I am a terrible researcher and don’t actually care. I only think she looks inbred because I knew an inbred girl with the same weird looking face, so I’m drawing conclusions….
I do know that she may look like this due to fetal alcoholism, her dad was an alcoholic who died from alcoholism….but who cares…it’s not about her mediocre face, or even about her pop culture career thanks to being on some creepy child dance show…it’s about her ass…her amazing, dance ass, that is dabbling in the porno realm, because when girls get a taste of that porn money and realize how easy it is to sell themselves in this era where they are trying to destroy the family structure and replace it with some open marriage, free love, surrogate babies, because men are scum take their money for feminism….it’s just too tempting to resist.
Now she hasn’t had anal on her first scene, I mean she hasn’t even done a scene yet…that we know of…but it’ll happen…if the PORN industry can suck in someone like Maitland Ward…it can take anyone else who struggled to make money for 2 decades after being on a hit show.
I may hate porn, but I don’t hate dance ass when it’s round…
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