Elsa Hosk, like IKEA is Swedish.
Elsa Hosk, unlike IKEA, can’t be mass produced or assembled in the comfort of your own home because why buy furniture built, when they can pass the savings onto you if you do ALL THE WORK YOURSELf like some kind of fucking peasant….
However, the good news is that Elsa Hosk, not furniture, can be better appreciated if you fill a toilet paper roll up with CRISCO shortening to fuck while you stare at her fashionable outfits where she’s basically got her hot mom tits, with her hot mom body, why don’t all moms look like this..
I can’t confirm or deny it will be as blown out as her mom vagina…but it’s a “GOOD ENOUGH” situation….I mean when you’re fucking crisco in a toilet paper roll…you’ve reached rock bottom…it’s not the time of your life you’d want to die of a heart attack….so GOOD ENOUGH is enough…like you’ve had standards or benchmarks in any aspect of your life…fool.
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