Tanlines, when they aren’t some toxic creams being sprayed on a stripper before strip night….are a sign of healthy, getting all that vitamin D from the sun a motherfucker needs, while highlighting the good parts..
I don’t know about you, but there’s a lot of GREY SKINNED demons around me on the regular….whether that’s because of COVID lockdowns or not, .you know fear of going outside now that there’s a great excuse to be inside….YOUR HEALTH relies on it…so you don’t get that VIRUS….avoid it at all costs….or maybe people are just lazy slobs in general and it has nothing to do with pandemics at all…just a general screen addiction….
Whatever the reason, grey skinend motherfuckers scare me….so TANLINES are the reminder that some people still go outside and that’s healthy and thus exciting…I bet their pussies smell better than the slob alternative….
In conclusion – it highlights the good parts..