Hunter King is not necessarily a big deal but she’s got tits, and they are in a bra for what I will assume is an underwear campaign for some instagram brand, who can’t quite afford her sister Joey King, who may be too famous or serious as an actor to be an underweaer model, but since the actors have decided to use the instagram strategy of being a sexual whore, I could be wrong, I mean Gwyneth Paltrow sells oversized vibrators as women health items, when I remember a time sex toy shops were banned from social media, because THAT IS PERVERTED….oh how we’ve progressed as a people…
It’s only funny to me because I wanted all these whores to be obvious in their whoring, I used to get mad that they’d pretend to be serious people, when I knew what they were about….
So when no one was a whore, I was like “WHERE ARE THE WHORES, WHY ARE THEY PRETENDING TO NOT BE WHORES”….but now that everyone is a whore, I am like “Put your damn shirt on” because there is such thing as TOO many whores in the kitchen, getting all caught up in each other when they’re supposed to just be making me a damn sandwich….
TOO MANY WHORES in the kitchen is a real thing and instagram is the kitchen I speak of…
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