McKayla Maroney, the viral teen who was sexualized by the internet right after he gold medal win, the day she became an American hero that everyone turned their back on because they have short attention spans and have too much noise to filter their way through everyday that they can’t pay attention to the important stuff…like that she was signalling to everyone that she had been sexualized by the team doctor, and was a victim of the biggest scandal to ever happen in sports as far as I’m concerned, and the parents with the bright eyes and dreams of grandeur, you know ALL they ever dreamed of when they noticed some talent in their kid, was enough to ignore the fact that the team doctor was a fucking diddler…and GUESS what…so was the government…just turning the other way, because they are evil.
Anyway, the two lessons we have learned are…take the cash settlement, cuz your story will come out eventually and you’ll get your revenge, that will be much sweeter never having to work again….and the other one is that if you’re a fit fucking Gymnast, strip down into fitness gear and show us how you can eat your own asshole.
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