Christina Milian’s still hard at work being slutty on the internet, which I guess has been her whole hustle since her Dip It Low – One Hit Wonder, a video that had people jerking off to music videos, because there was a time people jerked off to music videos, they should do a documentary on that, maybe that’ll be the FIRST DrunkenStepfather documentary…MUSIC VIDEOS YOU JERKED OFF TO IN THE 90s/2000s….
PULITZER PRIZE HERE I COME…anyone out there want to bankroll this, cuz I’m broke…
I guess after Dip It Low, the once Disney created star, at least I assume she was Disney, you can google it….used her whoring to get knocked up by some big music producer so she could get credits on some other hits….you know to finance her getting half naked on the internet existence, despite being a 40 year old mom of 2.
So..we’ve been looking at her hot tits for a long time, and that could be why Rihanna brought her on as one of her models for her billion dollar lingerie brand, since Milian even at 40, even as a mom of two, the most recent not even that long ago, still looks good even though she’s rich enough to not fucking bother…and there’s some thing special about that….I am just not sure what it is…but I’ll stare at her striptease to try to find out…
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