I would say that the one time I should have been cancelled for being a pervert was about 12 years ago, where Lady Gaga was at some night club event I had managed to sneak into because I guess when I tried to get into places, I was able to get into places…
I was about 3 or 4 hours into the open bar, you know at blackout levels and I used to be far more of a shit show when I got to that level, now I just sort of half die in the corner of my bathroom with a jar of peanut butter or whatever food I happen to fine…it’s less fun, less dangerous, less destructive to others…so a win, I guess…
But anyway, I grabbed Lady Gaga’s ass, pretty fucking hard, like hard enough to wonder why she didn’t feel anything and it was a great ass.
So throughout her career since that was early in her career, I have had first had knowledge of Lady Gaga’s fishnet covered ass firmness, which may be the most important ass I’ve ever grabbed and not been beat up over….
So as much of a weird Satanic demon that she may be, or as much as she’s a try hard culture vulture who rips off the actual cool kids, she’s got an ass worth grabbing, maybe even now in her old age and that’s probably why she’s got it out in some photoshoot…she knows her angles.
I will say that I do want some nerds out there to do their nerd trickery so that I can see the asshole, since it is the gateway to her soul…obviously..
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