What’s in your cart is my kind of game show that I play with myself when I go to the grocery store to stand around in a mask to check out the bitches of the grocery store in their leggings…when you’re too old for clubs and bars, that’s what you do, plus girls dress sluttier than ever, the grocery store outfits are usually more revealing than the club outfits of 15 years ago…YAY for progress…
Shopping Cart Mysteries…is a lot like ASSHOLE behind thongs…you know, never sure what the asshole on the ass will look like…but you know that it’s probably there….and thanks to the thong it helps you reach your conclusion faster..
Today. I saw a girl with two bags of pork rinds, a jar of tomato juice, sour cream and chicken livers….and thought…what kind of monster is this…until seeing another girl with yogurt and white claws thinking…that’s the dinner of millennial champions…both were not as impressed with my cucumber, vaseline and duct tape….the only way to walk through grocery stores, they’ve even got a meme for it.
Today, I also rounded up about 100 pics of girls who want you to match their asshole to their ass and to their thong because the thong is totally inefficient in the best way!