My French Fuck friend named Stefan is really into Ireland Baldwin. I guess he has a Kim Bassinger fetish and likes to jack off to anything that has come out or I guess has cum inside her vagina. He’s very early 90s like that.
I mean, he’s never told me that he’s a Kim Bassinger fan, or that he’s jerked off to Alec Baldwin’s nude scenes based on the premise that he’s been inside Kim to make this Baldwin…not because he’s gay, but because he’s into Kim Bassinger that much….
I just won’t accept that he’s actually excited by big girl Baldwin, her prison tats, her big strong jaw that could eat through a metal fence, which you may need when they put everyone in the camps…as they probably will do at the rate things are going…
She does have big bobs though.
I do find it pretty fucking weird that Ireland is doing brand deals, not self produced smut that she’s been throwing at the internet for 5-6 years and NO ONE cared, even after she went to rehab, was a lesbian, did the surf girl thing…SHE HAS TRIED IT ALL and no one cares..
Then her dad did a human sacrifice and all of a sudden she matters, pretty interesting how that works…right. There’s a conspiracy here…I just don’t know what it is.
JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!