Asshole behind thongs are some of the best content the internet has to offer, which is why I waste my time posting them on this site for you to enjoy the spiritual enlightenment that comes with looking at an asshole behind a fucking thong because it’s not quite a bare asshole, more a teasing asshole trying to tickle our interest in assholes, without being too SLUTTY and exposed, even though….it’s all fucking slutty…that’s the era and when there are assholes behind thongs, allowing us to see the asshole, experience the asshole, while being an asshole….when the girl just thinks she’s being cute….
Are assholes the new smile, a little flirty, like a wink at the grocery store and if so, when will the asshole wink, behind the thong or othersie, be the new customary way of saying HELLO HUN, CAN I GET YOU A CUP OF COFFEE….in the near future diner of dreams..
Maybe we should do a soft launch and just make t-shirts for girls with a print of their asshole across their chest, you know to ease in their comfort level of showing the world their assholes in public places….we can make it a crop top they don’t need to wear a bra under to make it adequately slutty….maybe that’s the business I need to launch….ASSHOLE TEES….
In the meantime, let’s look at these assholes being assholes, what assholes.