I don’t know if Alessandra Ambrosio has been on the baby blood diet that is being spread amongst the rich and famous of Los Angeles, you know, since they are evil, but she’s another one of these bitches who I’ve personally SEEN rot or expire like some old Brazilian cheese left on the floor of a fancy MIXER, if said fancy MIXER happened on the internet through slutty paparazzi pics, slutty modelling and slutty selfies….
At the tail end of her Victoria’s Secret career, it was a “when is she going to fucking retire, she’s so fucking old, no one wants to see 40 years olds in lingerie, we fuck 40 year olds in real life, wishing they were 25 year olds in lingerie”….
It was a “GIVE IT UP”…and finally she did…and as we reflected on all her accomplishments, assuming she’d move off to some farm or back in Brazil by the beach where she’d write her autobiography on being a VS model, human trafficked before that was frowned upon, meeting important people when they weren’t as obvious piles of garbage we’ve since learned they are….you know…celebrate that career and realize even at her peak, she wasn’t all that great, like the third tier of the VS models even though the brand loved her…
Since retiring, the 40 year old is hotter than ever and I don’t know how that happens, but I’ll look at the tits instead of digging to deep into the LIE.
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