I don’t know about you, but I am going to assume that everytime someone jerks off to MEL WITH A ROSE on her social media feed thanks to her inappropriate, low key, pornstar who pretends she’s a model, look how smooth her pubic bone is, influencer….the song “KISSED BY A ROSE” circulates in their head, like it was Heidi Klum taking ALL of SEAL…as I’ve heard he’s got a 15 inch penis, hence the reason the GERMAN dominatrix underwear sex worker had so many kids…
“IF I CAN’T TASTE IT IN THE BACK OF MY HEAD WHEN YOU ARE FUCKING ME UP THE ASS LIKE THE BAD NAZI SOLDIER AT THE CONCENTRATION I AM – IT ISN”T REAL” she’d say….
Then she’d say….”guten morgen” efore breakfast sausages and SCHNITZEL….
You know, germans and their NAZI fetishes I’ll assume none of them have….because they pretend to be embarrassed by that shit.
Not that that has anything to do with MEL WITH A ROSE, but I don’t know anything about MEL with a ROSE, so we go with a HEIDI KLUM post instead.
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