I fucking love Christmas. It’s the most wonderful time of year and I would produce Christmas content all year if I had the resources, even though I barely did anything for Christmas this year because no one wanted to pay me, and that shit takes time, money and effort….so I Christmas alone in my basement apartment sniffing old used maxi-pads I found in an old suitcase in my recently deceased 80 year old neighbor’s apartment after they cleared out his 40 years of living there….I predict they are from the 80s.
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ME!
The point is that I won’t be updating the site for the rest of the day, because I will be drinking, I will be eating, I will be celebrating Christ’s birth watching movies made by Satanists to disconnect us from Christ….
All you should want for Christmas is some AWAKE bitches, BASED bitches, because even the ugly girls that are standing up for freedom, hating on the COMMIES and medican TYRANNY, respecting their FERTILITY by not using weird experimental shots…ARE THE HOT ones…The anti-vax, anti-mask, anti-woke movement is by far the more entertaining, hilarious, funny, good time group to be a part of….THEY are the real ones, so stop trying to discount them as redneck retards…THEY are the future…
I don’t know where everyone fell the fuck apart, stopped laughing at shit, but instead became a echo of the establishment…
I still love Christmas, but see the system of evil motherfuckers are trying to rain on my Christmas parade like they were that Black Activist who ran over a bunch of people at their Christmas parade, only they haven’t killed us yet.
We have been warned about the GRINCH WHO STOLE CHRISTMAS…and now he’s the one RUNNING all aspects of life…the people that you are listening to are all evil motherfuckers….trying to ruin your fucking Christmas…so maybe you shouldn’t listen to them or buy into their dancing nurse, late night TV, hypnosis witchcraft….and just live your fucking life in PEACE…GOODWILL towards man…
Since some fucking Christmas Carols or some shit..
I care about the CHRISTMAS spirit having a dark shroud pulled over it…I WANT TO LIVE OUT HALLMARK MOVIES, if HALLMARK MOVIES were a porno…you know to celebrate our lord and savior, because JESUS is real and you better align with him, because this shit is just getting started.
Speaking of PORNOS, last minute Christmas shopping in store will be challenging for most men because the hot store clerk sales girls will be in mask, so you can’t see just how hot they may be all covered up, but that could be because you’re staring at her tits…YOU ALWAYS just stare at the tits….THEIR EYES ARE UP THERE ABOVE THAT CLOWN MASK…Don’t be a clown….
Here are some Christmas sluts being amazing as they celebrate the most holy day of the year, the birth of their lord and savior – Santan Claus….(more at the bottom of the post)
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT or AFTERNOON…who knows, It is CHRISTMAS…and these are some links to entertain you…because I give to you and you don’t give me shit but that’s ok because the spirit of giving is what matters…NOT the spirit of GETTING!
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EGOTASTIC one of the early players in nerdy celeb fan worship that’s been going through a slow and steady improvements and could just be the next big thing…depending on what 2022 has to offer….
There you can see VICTORIA JUSTICE CELEBRATING CHRISTMAS EVE and BELLA THORNE IN THE BATH but also news items like Woman Breast Feeding a Cat viral Video Hoax and round ups like Cleavage Filled Christmas
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We got EGOTASTIC SPORTS …the sexy side of sports…updated ALL THE FUCKING time with amazing coverage of all things sports…WAG…and even for a SPORTS hater like me…a good time..
You will find Larsa Pippen Makes 10k a Day on Only Fans and Emily Sears is Fucking an Athlete – Remember Her plus a shit ton more…like CHARLOTTE FLAIR BIKINI FILLED CHRISTMAS
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EgoAllstars where nudity is art and art is celebrated…mixed with some celebrity slutty behavior…all good times….
Stories like Honey Birdette’s Holiday Lingerie Shoot and Jordyn Jones Wrapped Like a Gift or this BUSTY model NEREYDA BIRD NUDE AT THE BEACH
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Gear Reviews at EGOTASTIC GEAR! where you can learn about The Awesome Pit Barrel I Want for Christmas but won’t get because no one lives me and THE ULTIMATE CHRISTMAS GUIDE THAT YOU CAN STILL SHOP AFTER CHRISTMAS
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Celebrity Gossip at EVILBEETGOSSIP with stories like HOME ALONE ACTOR ARRESTED ON ASSAULT CHARGES ON CHRISTMAS and THE MEGHAN MARKLE CHRISTMAS CARD SUGAR BABIES ENVY
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Random Videos at StepfatherPresents.com which was supposed to be original produced videos but I’m not funded so I just post other random shit….like
Man Makes F1 Sounds with a Can and climbing 100 stairs in 53 Seconds with a Dude Strapped to your Head
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Random Videos at VIDEOSTHATSUCK
With videos like KEANU REEVES 1983 COKE COMMERCIAL and Drunk Man Harrassing Girl Social Experiment
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Mens Lifestyle at MENS MAG DAILY which is dire need of someone who wants to write men’s lifestyle content for free but where you can find Olympic Fails and Thinks Are Better in Slow Motion
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Amazing GIFS at UNBATCH
With hits like YOU CAN’T JUST DO A NORMAL SHOT! and Girl is Not Quite a Cowboy
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Drunken Stepforum…This is our Community of Amazing People Sharing Amazing Things on a Forum Platform I should really update but haven’t got around to.
With amazingness like Slutty Celebrity Social Media Pics and Vanessa Hudgens in Leggings and LEAKS and Nude Screencaps From the Movies
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stepSMUT….This is the Porno I Upload Like the Pervert I am….or like the documentarian of the perverts these people are…which is how I prefer to view things….
With amazingness like CHRISTMAS DILDO FUCK and CLEAR CHAIRS ARE GOOD and FUCK A POLE WITH A SEX SWING or TONGUE OUT DILDO IN and SLUTTY BOOTS and CHRISTMAS STRAP ON
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The only way I try to make money off this site and fail is with CAM GIRLS…since no ad networks or affiliates accept us because we are NSFW and CANCELLED…even last year Amazon stole 1000 dollars of earnings from me because this is “PORN”…even though INSTAGRAM AND REDDIT are the fucking porn, I’m just reposting THEIR content….ASSHOLES…
So if you’re bored, into tits, looking for a good time CAM ALL STARS is the place to be…
I’d say tip me like the mail man, you know BEG for it like the Mail man…but I don’t know how CRYPTO works….but I do want you to send me some…ONE DAY…