Buffy the Vampire Slayer was an early revelation of nerd dudes being obsessed with celebrity pussy who played characters they were drawn to…so here’s Buffy the Vampire slayer herself as a reminder of how pathetic the last 25 years have been when it comes to nerds being obsessed with celebrities…just not enough to make me rich…
I remember when I first started the site, the kind of dude in 2004 that was looking for slutty celeb content to jerk off to, was the kind of dude who had three copies of the Buffy Box Set and despite having never seen the show, but I did see the original movie, I just don’t remember it…Sarah Michelle Gellar is indirectly the reason DrunkenStepfather exists…so if you’re going to sue for defamation, because I called you fat, or because I posted your pics and you hate me…do it care of Sarah Michelle Gellar because her nerdy fanatic friends and their celebrity pervert fandom is the reason we’re all here….
Sure, people have been jerking off to celebs and models forever, that’s not the point, the point is that this bitch hit nerds on an emotional level…fantasies of marrying her….carving her bust out of dried semen blocks kind of emotional level and the question is…does her cleavage still give you a tingle in your heart, a reminder of love, or a tingle in your balls, a reminder of why you’re still living in your mom’s basement making lego.
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