There was a curfew in place in Quebec over COVID that was put into effect on New Years Eve, so basically no parties were to be had by the people who live here, not that I would have been invited to any parties regardless of the curfew, so if anything the curfew, albeit totally terrifying and a little invasive, makes me feel better about having no friends because I can blame COVID for no one wanting to be around me….instead of my inappropriate and abrassive attitude….NEVER TAKE BLAME FOR ANYTHING!
Unfortunately, I have free digital cable and thought “I can watch the countdown to feel like it’s new Years”….or “I can watch Yellowstone again because like everyone, it’s the best show on TV and I should build up to the Finale featuring Beth’s hot tits”….
So in doing that, I had access to 2 of the Countdown shows, NBC, which was Miley and Pete Davidson trying to connect to the instagram crowd in the most humorless, disorgazined way…..but since I think Miley is Hot….and she was wearing revealing outfits…I figured I could handle it….and as expected, there was a “wardrobe malfunction”….her ass in a thong was flashed and her hot manageable tits exposed and despite how lazy of a show it was, at least comedically, it was better than not seeing her tits on Network TV that you know only disabled people, or grannies were watching because no one watches that shit….
The other channel was CBS and they were straight from Nashville, where country stars and GANGS of Americans got together and partied like it was 1999 and that was really the inspiring moment of the night…AMERICA is still AMERICA and not all just clickbait trash pop shit mixed with weird ass Dystopian COVID laws…and watching it from CURFEW imposed made it even more amazing…almost as amazing as these Miley Outtakes where Disney’s own looks fucking good half naked on TV.
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