When walking outside in the freezing fucking cold, like I did last night, I can’t help but wonder if the ladies in leggings walking by me have frozen cunts…
You know, does their body temperature keep the pussy lips from freezing…
Or do they look like a bearded arctic adventurer crawling out of a cloning factory in Antarctica’s middle earth portal, all snot and spit frozen to their fucking beard thanks to exposure to the elements, but the vagina version…
It was so cold…did a wet pussy become an icy cool treat….SLUSHY.
I would have asked the ladies, but they were in their 80s and I was having a hard time keeping up….yes…I am what you would call….modern day fit…which is not fit at all…
Here are some stepLINKS, or as I like to call them, icy cool pussy trips…
IG Model Lindsey Blake Risks Frostbite to Keep Up Her Notoriety!
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Nasty Amy Schumer’s Bathing Suit Pic to Show Off her Lip while Still being a Fat Pig…AWESOME
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Dak Prescott apologizes for supporting Cowboys fans who threw trash at referees
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Of all the places to stand for a picture – in front of a Piñata is not a wise choice.
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Jenna Berman Isn’t Sleeping on Herself
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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Black & White Bodysuit!
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Having The Most Awkward Conversations On The Escalator Prank!
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Meet The Longest Backyard Railroad Trestle And The Man Who Created It!
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Airplanes Going Haywire And Doing Crazy Things!
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Deebo Samuels Of The 49ers Has An Incredible Interview With Young Reporter
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Deaf Man Sheds Tears When Neighbour Learns Sign Language For Him
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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