Finger on the fucking pulse, you know when you need anything pop culture, I’ll be drunk in a ditch for 3-4 days before posting it here, which is precisely what being an irrelevant failure of a site is all about, but I figure I am just doing my part to turn you all off of SMUT, because porn, as you may or may not know is stealing your soul..
It is depleting you of your essential nutrients, your MAN spirit as you jack off to other people fucking, instead of getting yourself fucked…and the DOPAMINE release from being a creep who jerks off to people fucking is an unnatural one that will totally fuck with your mind and the way you view sex, women, decency…
So my lazy ass is doing you all a favor on your spiritual journey in this spiritual war…not that you end up on this site for the porn, it’s obviously for my amazing half retard out of touch JOKES no one understands…NOT EVEN ME…
Not to make this about me, I actually hate social media for the narcissism of these people trying to become false idols, telling you how to live, when pushing shitty products you don’t need on you….
So this isn’t about me…it’s about you…and YOU are a pervert.
Here are some stepLINKS…
Nina Dobrev Gives you a Throwback
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A Rod’s Blonde has been Identifed
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A Bunch of Memes
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Paige Van Zant’s Milking this Sex Tape Thing
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A Gallery of the Plus Sized
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Kily Shakley the Show Girl
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Madonna’s Daughter for Savage x Fenty Lingerie
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Braless Hailey Clauson for the Packers
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Zooming 14kms Away With 600X Zoom With A Super Telephoto Lens
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Worst Driver Ever
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Compilation Of Some Of The Worst Drivers Ever!
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Genius Moving Hack
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Pete Davidson and Colin Jost Bought a Ferry
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Cam Sluts are the Best Sluts!
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