Thongs are so inefficient…and that’s a good thing for the asshole lovers out there, which I’ll assume is everyone because they are WOKE and appreciate that the ASSHOLE is genderless…you know asshole lovers for political reasons…and not for straight up anal loving which I’ll assume ALL girls partake in…which is wild to someone who remembers dudes begging for anal and I’d laugh knowing how desperate they were to get shit on their dicks because it was TABOO or not standard fare….it was almost like a group of jocks in the locker room after a big win, it’s not queer, it’s hazing…only now the ASSHOLE is the new pussy…and here are some THONGS performing terrible…failing all product testing….in a good way.