Bella Hadid is the merging of instagram model, fighting to stay relevant in all the typical instagram model ways….merging with high fashion model because all the high fashion brands went low hanging fruit and figured they’d get more sales reaching that instagram model crowd…when they lost steam to streetwear brands, they had to become streetwear brands and in doing that you need to use young hot people part of the culture that other young people look at and try to be…because expensive designer outfits, the dumbest shit to save your money for, it’s just made in China garbage…becomes the dream…and Bella Hadid the leader at the top of the food chain for that dream…it’s all very fucking lame…
But the BROWN PAPER BAG BUTTER FACE WHEN PULLING HER TITS OUT, is already….it’s low level edgy, but she’s probably just amazed that she’s gone this far in modeling, being the ugly duckling in the family…but you can’t work at a SMOOTHIE shop forever, at a certain point you have to follow the dreams your fame whore, reality TV, sugar baby fucking, insular incestuous, LA scenesters have mapped out for you…you know her accomplishments are good for their egos, or at least for her dad to pull pussy in his Golden Years…
Here she is on the casting couch…
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