Miranda Kerr the sugar baby who gets it…because she approaches life with the simple attitude of “I was in Victoria’s Secret, Millionaires are So Boring, Weak and not actual winners, therefore I deserve the best and thus only date billionaires”….
She did her bottom feeding, probably literally, since actors are weird with Orlando Bloom when she was at her hottest….
An Australian billionaire I once knew told me how she cheated on Bloom with Bieber after a Victoria’s Secret fashion show before that story actually got leaked…it was my first and only EXCLUSIVE….and NO ONE fucking cared…because I am not a serious person, this is not a news site, I just shit post all day….
Then she ended up with a billionaire with a cool fucking yacht, which I guess didn’t work out because there was some billionaire drama there…that may have involved Mariah Carey…so she went for the younger, fresher billionaire who created SNAPCHAT….YOU KNOW because that NERD understood the power of
I only date billionaires…and now that NERD can show you all the amazing things that money can buy when you produce a cultural relevant sexting app that probably saved every nude ever sent and pretended it vanished…a scam, probably, but that’s the whole tech hustle…..and by all the amazing things I mean a still skinny VS model we’ve all forgotten about because she was being BRED for guaranteed child support payments…she’s a pro.
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