I am but a simple man, from a land locked city, in a frozen tundra of a country, who has always seen the Bikini as a beacon of hope, because I can pretty much count on my hands how many times I’ve even seen one on a girl in person and not because I am a hermit, even though I am a hermit, and not because I don’t try to go out there and find the bikinis, but because when I was in High School and doing swim type things, the girls all wore one pieces…when I had an idea of getting fit in the late 90s and took up swmming at the YMCA, only to get fired for sneaking into the women’s lockerroom, knowing there was more to life than all these ladies in their one pieces doing laps….there’s been a few bikinis out in the park tanning on hot days, some public pools and beaches I’ve seen bikinis at, but really…it’s my arc of the covnenant, the most sacred relic….
I’m forced to get my bikini pics from social media, vacation albums from old ladies I know who were once young ladies, you know that on the screen shit….
BUT through it all, my LOVE for bikinis never died….
Even when the bikini pic became lame, or not aggressive enough, not “ROGUE” enough to get noticed…forcing girls to show their assholes, or throat fuck to get seen…..I still love a good old FASHIONED bikini pic…so here’s a round up, replacing “THE RATIO” because no girls are uploading their ratios anymore…I guess they’ve got fat….and boxy….
BUT bikinis…that shit will NEVER die.