Charli XCX Slutty of the Day

Whether you believe people sell their souls to the devil to get famous or not, clearly something happened to Charli XCX during the pandemic, where all of a sudden the industry decided to give her her moment…..I guess they kept her as a bench warmer long enough and knew that if they wanted a return on their investment, because she seems to have had a lucrative enough record deal despite being barely famous….and decided it was time before she full expired….so they brought her out of the woodwork, had her buy a 20 million dollar house so people know she doesn’t fuck around, then basically pull her from the nightclub circuit, which is where I saw her perform, and bring her to the TOP OF THE CHARTS…hosting SNL, cover of Rolling Stone, you know their old tired tricks of the trade to get the HIVE mind excited about her…they even gave her a NETFLIX SPECIAL….nature’s number one ad to the HIVE mind, because they are mindlessly watching netflix….paving the way for santanic music videos and a whole new, much hotter version of Charli XCX….and selling her soul was that small price to pay for that fucking fame and fortune…the dream of mattering that all these fucks have.

Who ares, she’s showing off legs that look long, probably ust the angle, and I figure satanist or not, human sacrificer or not, demon blood inside her or not….she’s worth looking at whilst half naked…but hen again, who isn’t…

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Charli XCX Slutty of the Day March 15th, 2022