Without tight pants, the grocery store boners would be more soft….because with tight pants being normalized. part of the hive mind trends, we’ve got ladies of all sizes rocking them, getting their pussies eaten by them, all while we get to sit on the sidelines and watch, in what is far more interesting than any sporting event, because it makes menial tasks or errands far more erotic…
You cannot leave the house without seeing an ass in leggings, they are the comfortable sweatpant that meant you had given up on life, reimagined in a porno generation…..
Some of you may even work with tight pant wearers, I see them in coffee shops, restaurants even banks and grocery stores…and I don’t really know how you do it….because the pants so tight, that whole second skin thing, gives a lot of information on what is under those pants…giving you some visuals that make the lunch meat you’re fucking in the deli aisle far hotter, thus quicker to finish, reducing your chances of being caught…
Tight pants are the key to your public masturbating with inanimate grocery store items….without getting caught…and remember….cold cuts are less offensive than the chicken skin….PRO TIPS.