Pussy Wedgies are nature’s way of showing me pussy that I have no business seeing, without showing me too much pussy to be grossed out by the potential scabs since everyone has a fucking STD now that the HOOK-UP culture of SEX WORK has dominated society like a bad dominatrix that makes it burn when I pee.
I guess pussy wedgies are not really nature’s way of anything, except maybe human’s natural ability to hop into the hive mind and be controlled through its sorcery…where well raised girls are producing content around how much pant thir pussy can eat becuase that’s what other girls are doing….
I remember a time when the same hive mind bought into trends like The Gap…and bitches all wore ill-fitting Khakis….far less intersting than seeing a full pussy out in public just doing errands…..so embrace the trend..it’s hot…and knowing how fat a labia is on a stranger makes for a good conversation starter when stuck behind them in line at the grocery store….some “maybe you need bigger cucumber based on how much pant that pussy’s managed to absorb”….AIM HIGHER!