I typically like to be the asshole posing behind the thong, not in the thong, that’s queer, but behind it….
Unfortunately for you, the asshole behind the thong today is an actual asshole, which is arguably the window or gateway to the woman’s soul, or maybe more of a blackhole sucking in all the life around it like some sort of anti-matter project being executed by the creepy satanists in Switzerland who are trying to recreate a black hole here on earth…GREAT IDEA TEAM….like an asshole, it may SUCK us all in, but I guess deal with that when it happens, why worry about things we can’t control….even though we can control them….by NOT playing with shit like that.
Anyway, the thong, a marvel of innovation, not really, but when trying to make the pantyline less offensive, while still giving the pussy something to drip in and soak, instead of the pants or socks…dripping down the leg…that’s less a marvel in design, I’m sure there have been bitches cutting their mom panties into thongs since the dawn of time, thanks to their innate ability to sew, you know cuz they’re women….so more a marvel in marketing….”GRANNY PANTY BAD, THONG GOOD”….all it took to create a billion dollar product category thanks to the female hive mind.
The flaw, which is the win, or the opportunity, is that assholes are TOO big, too round to contain and you can see them through the thong part of the thong, making it a great way for girls to show off their assholes as they do…it’s a generation of selfie porn…so assholes are a key HOLE needed for that.
Here are some assholes behind thongs.