I guess TANLINES are so impressive, or such a great fashion accessory, that girls, not just strippers, which I guess isn’t really fair to say, since all girls are now strippers, it’s socially accepted and if we’ve learned anything from “THE PURGE” it is that people, when fully immersed in their heathen pleasures, will do all the evil things in their soul, SO LONG AS THE GROUP SAYS IT IS OK…
I am convinced that you could convince a bunch of girls that it’s cool to kill babies because they’ll be a burden on your hook-up culture life, so much so that they’d go to protests celebrating killing babies maybe even rocking T-Shirts with all the dates of the babies they’ve killed…
KILLING BABIES man…making everyone getting a tanline because everyone’s into tanlines, they even spray chemicals on themselves instead of going out in the sun for a tanline, we’re an instant gratification people….but when you’ve got the tanline, you gotta let it shine…for all to see…even if it’s artificial and painted on…because it is NATURE’s HIGHLIGHTER and you paid good money for it so you can’t make it go to waste.
All I know is that it makes me want to sip Pina Colados, listen to Reggae, and imagine a better life drinking coconut water out of the coconut on the beach…which is probbaly what I’ll do when you start sending me money like people send money to all those other CREATORS living rich from YOUTUBE for living in a van, sailboat, or off grid cabin…..with all the time in the world to get those tanlines.