I have a theory that Miley Cyrus is fucking amazing, only because of all the half nude shit she does, like this spread ass in a sheer dress with her tits out, amazing….
I guess that’s not really my theory, my theory is that Miley is by design, she was created by Disney at a young age to be their trustworthy leader to a whole generation of young people, that in order to either stay relevant with them as she gets older, she needs to get her fuck on, or maybe her objective was to lead the people into heathen like behavior on the internet….because there was a time when girls didn’t get naked on the internet as freely…I thought it was a more magical time because I like the idea of all the nudes, but I liked when the nudes were no where to be found, so when you came across it you wouldn’t be so jaded, or de-senstized….you know I want to feel like a virgin who was kept in a religious commune until I was saved by the FBI at 30 and let back into society…where ANKLES get me hard…but instead I’m looking at Miley tits thinking…just Miley’s tits, whatever…
I mean, there was a time, this was shocking, exhilerating, exciting, not expected….it’s like when Miley does a video or photoshoot and doesn’t show her tits, I’m like…where are the tits…
That is why I think modest is the hottest, those Mormons got it right, but I figure, it’s pretty good to be able to see Miley doing porno, sex work poses for her lucrative pop career, because there was a chance we wouldn’t be seeing her tits for freely, and I’m glad we have….
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