In this story we explore the ONE or TWO big secrets on how to be the biggest, highest paid personality on TikTok….one so popular the Kardashians invite you into their COVEN to help get the younger audience paying attention to the tired, old, weathered, disgusting, evildoers….despite not being very talented in her awkward dance, not being very funny in her comedy shorts, not very interesting in anything she does, not being a compelling look you’d even notice at the grocery store….she’s had all this success…people are throwing all kinds of opportunities at her based on her following alone, they don’t care that she sucks, she’s got fans, let’s get that money…
So yeah, the secret is tits.
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