The above picture is Jessica Simpson, the billionaire walmart brand owner, who was selling shitty fucking products to shitty fucking people before every celeb was doing it on instagram – CUT OUT THE MIDDLE MAN…..
So yeah, the above picture is a little “Weight Watchers has paid me millions to be fit”….a little “Britney Spears is doing nude bikini content, better bring out the big guns, to revive this 25 year rivalry of who is better tits”…a little “shameless milf who found pilates and still has tits”…..a little “what kind of shit did she do to her mouth / face she looks like a leprechaun or THE LEPRECHAUN…and I’m into it
The below picture is her when she was drinking…so when she’s sober, she looks like the top pic, when she’s drinking and sloth-like she looks like Louie Anderson with Down’s Syndrom…reminding women to only drink on dates to be socially lubricate them and make them easier to fuck…cuz that shit will destroy you…
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