I always thought Eva Longoria was A LOT of hype and I didn’t really understand how they managed to take her as far as they did, but people fucking love her, and she’s embraced on an international level, and not just by the Basketball player she once married, but by the people.
I had NO idea that that Desperate Housewives show was such a big fucking deal, because it’s pretty fucking trash, but for whatever reason, it launched this First Generation Mexican to a place where she could have the Mexican Gardeners and now where she was a Mexican Gardener….I mean, I don’t even think she knows how to speak Spanish, but instead is one of those first gen’s who just fully got into American culture that she now runs it with her production company and pile of money.
I do think she looks better than usual in this bikini, fat ass in a good way, because there’s been times in our 15 year relationship with Eva Longoria where she was fat in the wrong way, but when you’re rich and have access, there’s no excuse for a bad fat ass, only good fat asses, she can afford teams of people from trainers, to dieticians, to cosmetic surgery or spa treatments that cost millions for the ass….so next time you see a rich fuck with a shit ass know they’re just being lazy and bold…testing the waters to see how gross they can get before the people turn on them….and in this case, Longoria is skewing on the good side of evil…so we’ll acknowledge that, which doesn’t mean we think she’s good….it just means she’s better than she’s been….
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