I went onto reddit to see what kind of perverted shit everyday girls are posting in promoting their porn sites, as I do, since I have a WHOLE WEBSITE DEDICATED TO THE PERVERT SHIT NORMIES POST TO REDDIT and I saw that “COACHELLA” was trending in the “reddit news” section, which is not the reddit “all the porn channels you follow” section.
I thought to myself, did someone pay for this to be news, because I can’t imagine ANYONE giving any fucks about Coachella, but maybe that’s because I’m old as shit and live in Canada.
I remember when Coachella was a bigger deal, maybe 8-10 years ago, so I would understand why I’d be trending then, but now…that’s just weird.
Needless to say, I clicked on a few of the links, and as it turns out, the flower crown, hippie in floral and shirt shorts that Coachella was thanks to everyone being a lame ass who LARPs or COSPLAYS, so that “I’m going to Coachella, I need cheesy hippie clothing to fit in”….has become straight up Miami stripper wear from the sex shop. Assless pants, Assless dresses, mesh dresses…
All girls dress like the slow dance portion of a stripper’s routine…..and it’s pretty fucking wild for those of us who have spent way too much time in a strip club….but that’s not why Coachella was trending, it was trending for other nonsense about the Jenners or some shit, so you know it was trending because it was a Disney ad spot for their new take on Family Programming….Kardashians, who talk about dildos in their asses and how fat their vagina are. Not quite Little House on the Prairie, but maybe one of the dresses like a Prairie girl to live out their Michael Landon fetish before peeing on each other’s faces….you know wholesome AND modern all at the same time.
Here are some stepLINKS in the close enough to Morning on Easter Monday in a Godless society of heathens.
Vanessa Hudgens Went See Through at Coachella!
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McKayla Maroney Selling Lip Gloss in Her Bikini
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Suzy Cortez as a Slutty Chocolate Covered Easter Treat
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Our Favorite Goalie Mikayla Demaiter is Doing the Most for Easter
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Pat Sajak Asked Vanna White If She Ever Watched Opera in the Buff!
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2020 Compilation Of The Best Of Zach King’s Best Magic Tricks
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Street Dancers aren’t like Street Prostitutes and that’s a Flaw
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Chick Performs Crazy motorbike Stunts
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Cam Sluts are the Best Sluts
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