Here’s some Rita Ora doing a little tribute to summer with her slutty swimsuits that I’ll assume are from last summer.
The popstar who never was, but who I guess is still trying to be by pulling any tactic she can to get noticed. It’s worked out nicely for her and because she was introduced to us via Rob Kardashian’s dick and a lucrative record deal with Jay Z before social media was really a thing, her shamelessness gets to remain “marketing” and not cries for attention even if we know it is a cry for attention.
Anyway, she lives in LA and works in Australia, so I’m not too sure what this bitch is saying about being ready for summer. She’s in a pool, which like so many pools in LA, can be SWAM in in Middle of January.
I think she’s shaming people like us Canadians, who are under an ICE WALL 9 months a year…
Now I know how fat chicks feel when they see a skinny chick in an AD.
Unrealistic WEATHER expectations….or some shit…
In other news, she adopted a dog, I love dogs, so I like her more than I did before seeing she got a dog…..DOGS are EVERYTHING and EVERYTHING is DOG.
Now her tits and ass, that you didn’t know she had, but that she clearly wants you to know she had, so long as it is filtered through underwater photography.
JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!