Fishnets…the ageless hosiery, or would it be timeless, because you know back in the 1700s some fisherman who spent a little too much time at sea, probably a Portuguese man, all dumbed down by the sun, the hooch and the years at sea….liked the way his fishnets looked against his legs and said “let’s market this shit”….from sticking his dick in fish as they die on his dick to LINGERIE mogul that’s really lasted for all these years because as a species, we’re pretty perverted….so there’s no difference from your great granny in fishnets trying to suck dick to get on a boat to the new world where she sucked dick of some fur trader…only for her daughter, your granny to slip into the fishnets to suck dick at the honkytonk to find you a grandpappy….you get where I’m going with this…..now you wear fishnets in the mirror as you scream your PRONOUNS at yourself cuz no one will listen…GAYLORD FROM SPACE