Cameron Hammond is a pretty successful photographer who travels around the world taking pictures of amazing models in amazing settings, you know, that whole bikini photoshoot thing is still lucrative despite every bitch taking bikini selfies all day.
We’ve been following his work lazily for many years now, he’s basically an instagram sensation, and any time his wife / manager is lovely when she has emailed us to take down the pictures we’ve posted under what we call “FAIR USE” since you’re here for my incredible colorful writing about terrible things and not for the pictures, but that the people who took the pictures call THEFT…of copyright.
Most people don’t see the value of having their work promoted on blogs, since blogs are an outdated technology no one gives a fuck about, and instead want to get paid, even though we don’t have money. They send lawyers letters and are pure cunts about it, where the Hammonds are like “these pics aren’t public yet, please take them down until they are public”…and that’s the winning attitude.
So today, I post his pictures of Elsa Hosk, who I think is the hottest bikini model out there, despite having blown out her cunt with a baby in recent months / years, she’s still fucking banging and as a stepfather, you’d think I’d be into MILFs, it’s par for the course but I’m a self hating stepfather disgusted by child birth, so when you make it through that horrible, seemingly alien and unnatural process, that I guess is so natural it feels fake, child birth….and come out the other end with an ass you want to reverse birth yourself into head first….it’s a fucking win.
This is a campaign for a bikini company, Elsa Hosk is fucking hot, and the photographer Cameron Hammond and his wife aren’t cunts. That’s the conclusion of this post.
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