Elsa Hosk is something else..a….hosk…..
Get it…
I mean, I buy into her origin story, some Swedish B-Ball player in a league you could obviously jack off to…and I’m sure many people did, why else would they be watching lady sports.
I am just surprised that Josephine Skriver, the other hot VS model is the only one made in a test tube with genetic modification thanks to her dad’s working in gene editing and making designer babies….because Elsa Hosk is the one who looks like she was created in my MIND yet here she is all cummed to life….BUT the real question is whether she’s real, I mean are you real? Am I real? Is the internet real……do I actually put lame ass jokes on a blog everyday like a teen girl with big dreams….I mean I like to think I’m in a Coma and this is just the delusions….MY WHOLE LIFE was manufactured in my mind…..
But I’ll go with real, because if you don’t know the difference of real or simulation, and I don’t….then it’s real enough to jerk off to
Elsa Hose..is something else.
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