I was just going on about how I am all about ass, not about tits, but that that titty drops had to drop and like all self resepecting men, I go into a state of comatose I blame on being genetically coded to suck tit, I almost wrote suck dick, that’d be the worst freudian slip, imagine people thought I was gay, what would that do to my reputation of being a grown ass man with a titty blog about celebs that no one reads, like some kind of teen girl, talking shit on Selena Gomez because she’s no longer with Justin Bieber…..
What I am getting at is that if I was gay, I’d be gay, and still probably love big monstrous, pillow-like, soothing, friendly, sometimes scary and heavy looking, hormones in the foods, how do those tits even make sense…TITS…
Because tits are great, and titty drops are a vehicle or game to get to see the tits, and that alone saves fucking lives, or at least is a solid distraction for the titty lovers out there which is basically EVERYONE…cuz tits are great, even when they are not titty drops are better…
But I stil prefer a tight fit body over a set of tits, but if the tight fit body has tits…FUCK yes.
Titty Drops ….for you fucking losers.
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