In HUGE fucking news that will change your fucking life, especially when the stock market is crashing, crypto is crashing, mortgage rates are going up, gas is unaffordable, your million dollar pandemic house is going to be worth 100k in one year and other fun things that we haven’t even dug into, like pandemics, Bieber vaccine injuries to normalize all the people who will end up with vaccine injuries, Britney Spears fake weddings, Johnny Depp fake court cases, Matt McConaughey hired to fight for gun control despite using guns in 18 of his movies….glorifying that shit…because he’s a hired actor…..and ROWAN BLANCHARD a Disney kid they created and turned into a nude hipster on the internet without it damaging her ability to be hired, because they are just trying to cater to the current climate of girls being slutty on the internet, fighting for those views with their own pros that no one gives a shit about…HAS GONE BLONDE..
Hold onto your fucking britches….ROWAN BLANCHARD has gone blonde…and she’s in a bikini because girls and whores love bikinis….more than ever….because it increases the analytics on their lazy fucking content because we’re all perverts.
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